I’m famous, yall! I’m officially a published internet writer for a real business. I didn’t mention cats or curse once on it either.
I even get to write like myself, how I convinced them that that’s a good thing, I don’t know.
Oh, their blog has the same amount of readers as mine you say? You shut your mouth, if I want to tell myself I’m famous, I’m going to!!! I’m so famous. and beautiful. and hilarious. and an amazing writer. my teeth could be a little whiter though. i could probably work out a little more. maybe stop “reviewing” cookies. shoot, I got sidetracked. what was i saying?
Check me out: Famous Zoey.